Pick-up lines, ladies you've probably heard a good deal of them. Men, yes YOU - you know who you are, you know you've used some. As corny, as cheesy, as audacious as some may be…you can't help but laugh at some of them. And, sometimes for some reason, some of them even hit you in the right spot, if said correctly. I guess that's why guys keep using them, and ladies keep laughing at them.
Enjoy and get ready to have your funny bone tickled!
(Caution: kids, don't use these at home.)
-There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
-Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
-That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
-If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
-If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
-Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.-Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you
-Baby, you must be a broom, "cuz you just swept me off my feet
-Coffee? Tea? Me?
-Hi, I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
-The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
-If you were a library book I'd check you out
-Is your name Gillette because you're the best a man can get?
Okay, enough! I have to stop this, I can't take it anymore!
And a few lines that I must admit…are cute.
-Can I have directions…to your heart?
-Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really exist?
So, happy dating to all the single folks, the love of your life is out there waiting for you. He/she is exactly what you have always dreamed of.
Remember: Timing is everything. You must be happy with yourself and your life before you can be happy with someone else. To love another, you must want the very best for them. Keep the faith. There are good people, honest single people in this world. Think of the famous Law of Attraction.
And, my very best wishes to all!
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